This isn’t going to be a review as such asI don’t know anyone that can go to 12 bars (having a drink at each) and write a coherent review of how it all went down.

Basically the 12 Bars of Christmas is a tradition that I have been taking part in for the last 5 years or so and I thought I’d outline how it works, the 12 bars that we went to and throw in the fact that I’m pretty sure this falls way out of your recommended units for the week as far as booze is concerned.

With so many new bars opening in Belfast we decided to stick as many of them on the list as we could, variety being the spice of life and all, we also decided that since the “nicer” (and slightly more expensive) bars are all in the Cathedral Quarter, that would be a good place to start.  The timings and order look like this:

2.45-3.30 – The National
3.40-4.10 – The Dirty Onion
4.20-4.50 – Harp Bar
5.00-5.30 – Duke of York
5.40-6.10 – Hewitt
6.20-6.50 – Aether & Echo
7.00-7.30 – Sunflower
7.40-8.10 – Hudson
8.20-8.50 – Kelly’s cellars
9:00-9.30 – Chrimbo Market/Food
9.40-10.10 – Crown
10.20-10.50 – Stiff Kitten
11-End – Lavery’s

45 mins at first bar (arrive when you want)
30 mins at all other bars
10 mins walking time.
40 mins for food/markets

1 drink minimum per bar is the rules.  Most of the guys I did this with hadn’t been to the National, The Dirty Onion or the Harp bar, so it was good to show them something new.  The Dirty onion and The John Hewitt had trad bands on in both which was pretty festive.  All the bars now seem to have a good selection of local beers and ciders which is a nice touch and good to see them support the local brewers.
It all gets pretty hazy after about bar 6, but I woke up in one piece and no-one ended up in hospital, so I guess I’ll be doing it all over again next year!
12 Bars of Christmas
Chris Caldwell

Author: Chris Caldwell

Chris Caldwell at your service! My favourite things are eating and Theatre, I have 2 small sons called Alex and Max who are more mustard than Hellmann's. I spend my days trying to wrangle them and exploring my favourite city - BELFAST! My favourite films are horror, my fav music is metal and my favourite Beatle is Ringo, mainly his work on Thomas the Tank.

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