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Octogeek – Death Wish, Mother!, Deadpool, Rock Monsters

August 9, 2017 Paul Caldwell 0 Comments

Hemlo frens! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? We may not have exactly that but we do have something suitably unsavory for you. Bruce Willis is out for revenge and Darren Aronofsky has got some horrible nonsense on the go again. I’m not saying it’s not good, just saying that it’ll be horrible nonsense.

Death Wish

This one’s just a remake of another film called Death Wish. No rock monsters in this one. Why would there be rock monsters? Was there rock monsters in the original? I don’t know anymore. why does Wikipedia mention rock monsters? Or does it? Anyway this  definitely hasn’t got any rock monsters, just Bruce Willis doing some violence on some dudes.



From the director of Requiem for a Dream and Black Swan comes Death Wish. Why didn’t they put from the director of Noah in there? Remember Noah? With Russell Crowe and Emma Watserface? Me neither. Here we have Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem working through some marriage problems like anyone else. Nothing to see here. Just normal marriage problems. No rock monsters.


Deadpool 2

Lastly we’ve got another image from Deadpool 2 and it’s a proper look at Josh Brolin’s Cable. Not a rock monster in sight.


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I’ve figured it out. Noah had the rock monsters. Seems legit.


#rock monsters

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