NI wonder-boy (and type cast forever as attractive super creep) Jamie Dornan appears in the worlds biggest movie at the minute – 50 Shades Of Grey. I went to see that movie at the weekend, because I’m an old romantic and my wife had read the book.

Some critics liked it (Stuart Barr), some not so much (Mark kermode), but what did I think of it? I know that’s what you really want to know. I hadn’t read the book nor did I really know what the story was beyond all the kinky, kinky, whips and chains stuff. So here’s my 5 word review:

It’s not that bad actually.

 

 

Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-Trailer*I take it the use of the apostrophe in ‘it’s’ means we can include it’s as one word and not count it twice as it’s really two words combined. Don’t ask me to change the title of this to 6 word review.

 

Chris Caldwell

Author: Chris Caldwell

Chris Caldwell at your service! My favourite things are eating and Theatre, I have 2 small sons called Alex and Max who are more mustard than Hellmann's. I spend my days trying to wrangle them and exploring my favourite city - BELFAST! My favourite films are horror, my fav music is metal and my favourite Beatle is Ringo, mainly his work on Thomas the Tank.

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