Last night the internet exploded as the most exciting thing to happen to an NI baker since the ‘Ashers Gay Cake’ debacle kicked off. Belfast man Iain Watters got all eggy on The Great British Bake Off and threw his baked alaska in the bin because the old lady (the one who isn’t Mary Berry) took his ice cream out of the freezer. Hashtag campaigns #JusticeForIain and #Bincident were created and much like every other hashtag campaign in life, it immediately solved the issue. Mary Berry was allegedly overheard last night saying she “didn’t give a shit about the whole thing” whilst Paul ‘Hollywood’ Baker was unavailable for comment as he was too busy tippexing his beard and hair.
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