The worldwide phenomenon that is Sharknado is gearing up to release Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, so who did they call to record the theme for it? Brrrrinnnng in the JEDWARD!  The whole thing is amazing, I mean not since LL Cool J recorded his theme for ‘Deep Blue Sea’ and revealed his hat was like a sharks fin, have we had such a fine theme for a shark movie.  They even seem to be rapping without actually rhyming anything, and fighting in an alleyway, and they use the word ignoramus, and they have a cameo in the film, and they have a 17 date tour of only airports to support it (?!?!).  I honestly don’t think Ireland has ever been so proud.  Ireland’s secret is about to be shared with the rest of the world. YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD!

Chris Caldwell

Author: Chris Caldwell

Chris Caldwell at your service! My favourite things are eating and Theatre, I have 2 small sons called Alex and Max who are more mustard than Hellmann's. I spend my days trying to wrangle them and exploring my favourite city - BELFAST! My favourite films are horror, my fav music is metal and my favourite Beatle is Ringo, mainly his work on Thomas the Tank.